notenoughsockmonkeys:

deoxmongrel:

mindlessgonzojam:

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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Shown this to friends, got this afterwards.

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Long live the queen.

OMG I’M CRYING SEND HELP!

laptopped:

laptopped:

*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*

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nomadic-mantra:

If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth.

nomadic-mantra:

If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth.

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

maybe they are each other’s moms

jarethqueenbitch:

marinashutup:

therealmalika:

yall are really fucking shit up for me

i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation 


That got pretty horrifying

jarethqueenbitch:

marinashutup:

therealmalika:

yall are really fucking shit up for me

i thought this was gonna be a prolife post but it was literally just the cycle of chicken incubation 


That got pretty horrifying

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

SOONCO