mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother once called me michelle. there are no michelles in my family. or my extended family. i’m sarah.
It’s my birthday, I’m 16 now which means I can legally:
1) buy a hamster
2) have sex
The possibilities are endless.
I hope those two aren’t related.
*takes off hat*
i swear to fucking god. dont even. i hate you so much.
r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
SPONGE BOY ME BOB